On June 2, 2001 at 0945 three bad ass bikers arrived in the legendary town of Luckenbach, Texas. They figured that they would change the mystique of this town forever. After a few Dew’s and a Diet Coke they wanted to have their way with Miss Sally the only virgin left in town. They talked the talk to Miss Sally and dazzled her with all the charm and flattery that only these three bad ass Texas Bikers could deliver. At approximately high noon with grins on their faces and bladders filled with Dew and Diet Coke they mounted their scooters and road off into the blazing sun to triumph the next Texas town. As they rode off Miss Sally waved good riddance from the swinging saloon doors. And as for Miss Sally, she still is the only virgin left in town.